“What is it that every girl needs to do on valentines day?, purchase a new whiz-bang vibrating contraption, that’s what…”
So you may or may not recall my decision to purchase a new toy for myself. That was yesterday. Recall??? well on my way home I did said stop over. 2mins later – walking out with mysterious purple bag in hand, broad daylight, inside said purple bag, two AAA batteries (of course these are always required) and 1 x new vibe, its a smaller little massager, with clit stimulation power positives, a small flat ripples tip for pin point accuracy and a knotted body, likened to beads for anal stimulation (if required), and believe me it will be and it has a slight hook to it, so to ensure that with insertion you can hit that G-spot in exactly the right manner, with the correct amount of force. It is unfortunately a peachy pink transparent in colour, I had hoped for green and best of all it is waterproof and comes complete with retrieval cord, for those overly zealous moments when you push it in that little bit to far up either orifice. Yay, so went home, watched Rocky Horror Picture Show, went to bed early, spent the next 2 hours playing with new toy, can add another maybe 4 or 5 orgasms to the tally, ranging from little bursts to holy fuck I’m going to explode. My body convulsing rampantly, and I am thinking, oh wow, what the hell have I got to look forward to this evening ???, a whole lotta lovin’ I must say, most definitely…
Now on to most important business, it does require a name, what shall I call him?
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