Category: diary

  • Orgasmic Plateau

    Well I’m certainly not experiencing the exploding-orgasm, it is more of a warm, internal orgasm, which is more intense i suppose but in a totally different way, extendable and a delicate plateau maybe ?? That’s really the only way I can think to explain the feeling. It’s nice, drawn out, the focus really on the…

  • Breaking her in.

    Ultra7 is doing her job, I’m still “wearing” her in, she’ll get there, given time, hopefully not to long a period of time. I think not. Last night, maybe a warm fuzz of orgasmic sensation, she worked it well, I’m getting used to the speed adjustments, experimentation with slide, speed, thrust – all the newness…

  • Ultra7

    Last night I took myself to ClubX and purchased Ultra7. She looks all girly and stuff, but I saw this little lady and couldn’t turn my back, she is multi-speed-ed, that’s something like 6 options on rotating shaft speeds and 7 options on the clit-rabbit vibe control, ranging from gentle vibrate through to pulsing vibe…

  • Toys Toys Toys

    “toys, toys, toys… rhymes with boys, boys, boys…” OK so tonight I’m going to splurge a little, I need a new vibrator, something that spins, vibrates, twirls, pretty lights, nothing too pricey – it just needs to get me off! I am frustrated, sexually that is, I need something with stamina something to outlast my…

  • Satisfy Me

    Update on the orgasm front. So last night I began watching Pirates of the Caribean #2, and well it sucked so half way through I took a brief but rather long intermission and had a wank instead, now as you know I broke big purple and am feeling rather dissatisfied without her, I will remedy…

  • The debut of big big black

    OK, so update on the whole orgasm thing yeah?? So I finally got around to trying out the 10 inch fuck off massive black jelly dildo…oh MY!!!!!!!!!!! That thing is big, I wouldn’t say too big, but it is a rather grand size indeed, took a little working up to actually get the bloody thing…

  • R.I.P. – roasted engines

    R.I.P. “Big purple, you served me well and will be greatly missed” [positively and utterly toasted the fuck out of her internals]

  • Multiple Multiples

    OK so time to update on the orgasm front, am I losing count… I think so. There have been two standout “sessions”, I can call them that, they last from an hour to, like last nights, 3 hours in duration. So the other night I wanked myself silly, achieve multiple orgasms and a great gushing…

  • “Thats right FUCK ME, its my birthday!!”

    Up-a-date on the ‘gasms’, few and far between. With a ‘house guest’ staying with me it has been an impossibility to wank myself silly. Pleased to say I did have some rather crazy fucking shenanigans on the weekend. Let’s say it was all due to the fact that we’d shoved lines of coke up our…

  • Feeding the Starving Kitty

    So I hit breaking point, I have been super behaved whilst my friend has been staying over (absolutely NO wanking what so ever), last night I just couldn’t take it anymore, my hands headed down south, and big black came to the cause, sleeved and well lubricated, he filled the void necessarily, I kept quiet,…